"Certiforcator"

I just received a text from Alex. It says, "Dad mom is a certiforcator she passed" I pondered it for a moment, then my phone rang. It was Alex. He said, "Did you get my text?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Mom just found out she passed the test." To clarify, Sandy is now a certified TaeBo trainer....the good news is she is not actually a certiforcator...because we all know how detrimental that can be to a family and society in general. Hopefully now she can start to teach some classes, grow some clientele, and make some great money doing something she loves.